Five Minute Photo Shoot: Some Boring Salmon with Maybe the Best Carrots Ever

salmon 'n' carrots

For dinner: coho salmon with oregano pesto breadcrumbs that aren’t browned enough.  Boring.  Alongside: Ottolenghi’s Spicy Carrot Salad, with couscous mixed in (regular and Israeli, because Ottolenghi).

I finally broke down and bought myself Yotam Ottolenghi’s latest book, Jerusalem.  I got all starry-eyed over the first recipe I looked at: a recipe in the way, way back of the book, with all the other weird sub-recipes you need to make half the items in the book.

It’s a spice paste called pilpelchuma, and involves a quarter cup each (each!) of cayenne and paprika, along with 20 cloves of garlic.  Y’all, it is intense.

salmon 'n' carrots

This Spicy Carrot Salad uses a single tablespoon of this spice paste.  (Someone posted the recipe here, which uses the suggested double amount of harissa instead of pilpelchuma.)  With the couscous, I got about 7 servings out of that salad, and the spice level was not messing around.  From one tablespoon.  You will see more of pilpelchuma.

Five Minute Photo Shoot: Arugula + Cherries, Peas + Orzo

Two recent dishes: first, a little salad of arugula, fresh cherries, and some fancy-pants blue cheese.  Lots of black pepper.  Looks like I served it with some soup or whatever.

arugula salad with cherries and blue cheese

Such a lazy salad.  I couldn’t be bothered to pit the cherries, so I went full-lazy and left the stems on too.

arugula salad with cherries and blue cheese

Second, orzo with peas, cooked mostly in the style of Frank Restaurant’s Spaghetti Limone.  Thing is, I had some action left over from cooking chicken recently, in the form of chicken drippings (schmaltz and jus, mind) infused with fresh herbs.

So I went ahead and used that instead of the cold butter indicated in the recipe.  Added some grated Parmesan too, just before stirring, for an extra-luxe sauce.  Toasty breadcrumbs on top because crunchy is the best texture.

orzo limone with peas and breadcrumbs

Five Minute Photo Shoot: Noodle Times

Two recent noodle dishes, very dissimilar in character:

First, some Sesame Noodles with Chili and Scallion.  This is one of my new favorite recipes.  I added peas because, hey, peas.  Also appearing are soba noodles, because soba + sesame = luuurve.

sesame noodles with chili and scallions

I’ve made this with shrimp added to the mix which is also luuurvely.

sesame noodles with chili and scallions

Next up: Linguine Limone.

linguine summut

This dish could not be simpler.  And oh my goodness is it fantastic.

I added a small mountain of parsley and pecorino romano on top.  Totally unnecessary, but totally awesome all the same.

linguine summut

FIve Minute Photo Shoot: Deviled Avocado Pasta, Take Two

Remember the Deviled Avocado Pasta I made last year with some extra deviled egg yolks?  Because I sure do.  It looked a little something like this:

deviled avocado pasta

Last year, it was more green.  I do not know why.

This year, I made it twice; one time with soba noodles instead of traditional pasta.  So freakin’ good.

deviled avocado pasta

Ohhh yes.

Recipe is here, if you like.

Five Minute Photo Shoot: All Seafood, All The Time

Two recent dinners: linguine and smoked salmon in an ersatz alla vodka sauce.  I didn’t have onions or fish stock, but I did have the dregs left over from a huge batch of Pickled Shrimp.  That, reduced with some tomatoes, a heavy pour of vodka, and a splash of cream, made an incredible sauce.

ersatz smoked salmon linguine alla vodka

Then, a simple sautéed shrimp coated in some homemade glace, with gochugaru Brussels sprouts.  Simple and lovely.

shrimp 'n' sprouts

Man, I freakin’ love seafood.  I could eat my weight in seafood.


Five Minute Photo Shoot: Tofu, Soba, Shiitake, and Celery. I Think.

five minute photo shoot: tofu, soba, shiitake, and celery.  i think.

This was originally intended to be a proper post, with a recipe and errything.

But turns out I don’t remember what the hell I put in this dish.  It’s clear there’s tofu, shiitake mushrooms, celery, and soba noodles.  Kinda looks like cabbage too.  Probably sesame oil and fish sauce.  Other than that, I haven’t a clue, and I didn’t write it down because of course I didn’t.

five minute photo shoot: tofu, soba, shiitake, and celery.  i think.

I do remember that everything was mised before starting to cook, then each was quickly sautéed one item at a time (maybe in the wok, even), and dumped into a big ol’ bowl before getting tossed together.

five minute photo shoot: tofu, soba, shiitake, and celery.  i think.

It was quite good, for what it’s worth.  Have fun reverse-engineering.

Five Minute Photo Shoot: Slow-Scrambled Eggs and Bagels

slow-scrambled eggs and bagels

A recent breakfast of eggs, slowly scrambled in leftover beef fat and butter, with Herbes de Provence mixed in.  Arugula with olive oil and smoked salt on the side.  Nothing better than really, really slowly scrambled eggs.  They’re flat-out creamy.

slow-scrambled eggs

These incredible bagels are from a new place in town.  They’re exactly the kind of bagel I want to eat for the rest of my life.  I mean, look at that crumb structure.  The flavor is complex and wheaty, not dense and bland like every other bagel you’ve ever had.

slow-scrambled eggs and bagels

Five Minute Photo Shoot: Cabbage, Pasta, Hummus

cabbage, pasta, herbs, breadcrumbs

Cabbage is a highly underrated vegetable.  It’s not glamorous or trendy.  And isn’t that strange to think about?  Vegetables being trendy?  But look at kale and Little Gem lettuce.  It happens.

cabbage, pasta, herbs, breadcrumbs

This is a decidedly glamorous presentation of cabbage: shaved thin, sautéed in bacon fat and olive oil with plenty of black pepper, tossed with al dente pasta and chopped fresh herbs (probably just parsley, but who can remember these things).  Tarted up on top with some paprika-toasted panko.

cabbage, pasta, herbs, breadcrumbs

And hey hey, I made hummus too.  This always happens: I make a thing for a client, and then I have to have it at home.  Hummus is best served spread thinly on a plate and topped with sumac and olive oil.  Cucumber slices are optional; you can just eat it with your fingers in a pinch.